Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ringo doesn't want your damn fan mail

Been working on the perfect fan letter to send Ringo Starr? Well, you'd better get that shit in the mail ASAP.

After 45 years of receiving fan mail and drafting his thoughtful replies, everyone's favorite drumming Beatle has had damn near enough of it. If your letter's not postmarked by Oct. 20, it's going in the trash.

"It's going to be tossed," he says in a snippy little video on his website. "I'm warning you with peace and love, I have too much to do. So no more fan mail. Thank you, thank you. And no objects to be signed. Nothing. Anyway, peace and love, peace and love."

I'M WARNING YOU WITH PEACE AND LOVE, the man says.

You guys, Ringo's got shit to do. No fan mail from you.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

This is hilarious. Do you think that Ringo's fan Mail increased after that Simpson's episode where Ringo finally answer's Marge's fan mail? Also, does he just mean letters, or will ringo respond to email?

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