Thursday, November 09, 2006

Dirrty girl coming to the RBC

Christina Aguilera isn't just going on tour — she's going on a multi-city strip club extravaganza.

The "I'm sexier than Britney" pop starlet will turn the RBC Center into a strip joint May 1, 2007. Tickets will go on sale this Saturday, Nov. 11. Can't say the girl doesn't plan things in advance.

Rumor has it the singer's "Back to Basics" tour will be broken into three acts, 1920s, Juke Joint and Circus, and will include 15 different costumes. In one number, "Nasty Naughty Boy," Xtina will drag a certainly willing male audience member on stage and show off her S&M skills with five whips and a "burning wheel of death."

(Umm, okay. I guess it's not enough to give a concertgoer a lap dance anymore, a la Janet Jackson. Now we have to involve things called the "burning wheel of death.")

A leaked setlist includes mostly newer songs, but oldies "Come on Over," "What a Girl Wants" and "Lady Marmalade" (hello, strippers!) will still have their place. However, don't spend the night pining away to hear "Genie In A Bottle." Ain't gonna happen.

Tickets to the show will go for $49.50 and $75. Continuing the "stripper" theme is opening act The Pussycat Dolls and P. Diddy protégés Dainty Kaine.

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